Welcome to Angel's Angelisms, shit is about to get real! Follow along for my bold opinions, in your face reality checks & personal quotes I call Angelisms. No sugar coating things, today you can get the advice you need, not the crap your friends & family feed you. May you be inspired, entertained & motivated to be stronger, happier & wiser every day. CHEERS!
Angelism: Life is too short, have fun & be happy. And when all else fails just dance!
We can learn a lot from our pets. They have unconditional love, an ability to trust, and a big willingness to go with the flow. Most pets are just happy you are there to feed them. They are along for whatever ride you take them on. In this case it was dancing to some sweet Elton John tunes.
I've been a pet owner all my life. I grew up with dogs, cats, birds, fish, and even a bunny. Cats are my personal favorite. I like their independence and larger than life personalities. My cat Marley however, has a larger than life figure. I promise, we did not make her fat on purpose. Marley is not overfed and we didn't intend for her to look like a furry whale. This just happened! She is on diet food and still is over 20lbs. She is simply the laziest cat I have ever known. Playing, running, or feeling frisky is not her thang. She lives the "zero fucks given" lifestyle and I dig it. Large and in charge, she is friggin adorable.
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Angelism: They say never judge a book by the cover because not everything is as it appears, but some bizarre things are as they appear and that's just weird!
I have been out of the loop on this relationship since Shaq has been with this girl for sometime now, but WTF? His girlfriend's shoulder reaches his big ass man hip. I'm sure from a male's perspective this has benefits, but come on. Is this really enjoyable? I would be embarrassed. I love a tall dude, I really do. I am 5'10 and my man Scott is 6'8, and I very much appreciate his grand stature. But honestly too much taller and our proportions are all kinds of crazy. I simply can't wrap my head around these images. #mindblown #shemustbecrazy
This picture is simply too funny. This apparently is what animals would look like if they had eyes on the front of their faces. OMG, I died a little when I saw this on Facebook. Definitely gave me a good laugh. I'm officially glad that they don't look like this. Not a cute look for our furry friends. #fugly
Lastly, I found this freak of the week image. Surf the internet long enough and some weird shit pops up. If you want to shock people this Halloween, look into replicating this. I don't know what the hell this person was thinking when they designed this whole human package, or why they took pics of it, but it caught my eye, and not in a good way. #confusedasfuck
Angelism: Shaved heads are not always attractive. Think carefully about the shape of your head as well as your skintone. Don't do anything stupid it may not grow back!
Today's shocking and "heartbreaking" celebrity news is a bald Vince Vaughn. He looks completely different and not in a good way. I have always thought he was a handsome man, I have a thing for tall, dark haired dudes. But now? WOOF! I know this is for a role, and for a million or more bucks, I would probably go bald too. This unforgiving image is proof that bald isn't for everyone!
My boyfriend Scott always threatens to shave his head. He claims it would be easier, save us money, and he would no longer have to waste those few minutes trying to fix it just right to cover up the balding that is happening with age. My only response is NO EFFIN WAY! I am not ready for this to happen. I am not prepared for the potentially scary bald man to lay next to me in bed. We are not that old!
Not sure how the rest of you ladies feel about the shaved head. Some guys can really rock it. Vince Vaughn however is not one of those guys, he needs to grow his hair back ASAP! Unless he is holding out for a serial killer role, this look does him no favors. If you can't pull off a Bruce Willis, shaving your head completely bald is not worth the risk!